Monday, October 2, 2017

Tire Store Report Old Misdial

That was a lot of fun, Commissioner, both the Game and the Grades.  Down here at the Tire Store some of us go back to the late 1970s when back-to-back efforts like that used to happen sort of regularly.  Those were, shall we say, different days.

We really don't have anything to add to your excellent analysis this week.  High grades were earned all around.  We'll discuss a few things we noticed (or as the Comptroller describes it "run off at the mouth" for a bit.)

We've read some commentary over the weekend to the effect that Vanderbilt and Mississippi are just not very good teams and should take a thumping from Alabama.  Fair enough, perhaps, though there seems to be a lot of hindsight going on.  Seems like we read and heard a whole lot about Vanderbilt's #1 rated defense two weeks ago.  Last week we certainly heard about Mississippi's #1 rated passing attack (427 yards per game), its tall and fast wide receivers, and the talented quarterback who extended plays which had for several seasons been the one thing Alabama could not defend.
But by Sunday morning those two teams were now terrible, maybe the dregs of the SEC.  We don't buy it.  Missouri has lost its last three games by a combined score of 97 - 30, none of those games really being as competitive as their final scores would indicate.  They were picked preseason to be the worst football team in the SEC and are fighting valiantly to hold on to that dubious honor.  We expect Mississippi and Vanderbilt would both give Mississippi State a good game.  

Speaking of, Missouri is going to have to go to some lengths to hold onto the crown of rock bottom dweller because of an early season charge for that title from LSU, which lost to Mississippi State by 31 -- which seems only sort of bad now that LSU lost its homecoming game to Troy -- a game in which it never led.  Now, all due respect to Troy, which pulled off the biggest win in its history Saturday in Baton Rouge, but something is rotten in the bayou.  We are even getting suspicious about Guice's "injury".   Then, look at Tennessee, if you can without wincing....  Therefore, in addition to the not-too-good teams Alabama has beaten -- Mississippi and Vanderbilt, you should add LSU, Mississippi State, and Tennessee.  At this rate, we are closing up on declaring half the conference to be bad.

At this point we are one-third of the way through the regular season.  We still think the top of the conference is pretty stout -- Alabama, Georgia, and Auburn could probably give a solid account against any team in America.  Florida would be on that list if it had about a dozen fewer players indicted, but it is still a sort of dangerous team.  The issue with the conference is that, unlike some previous years, the lower level teams are apparently pretty weak.  Can't do anything except play who is on your schedule, as Urban Meyer is so fond of saying.   We hope by this time next week, we are hearing that Texas A&M really wasn't as strong as a 4-1 record would have indicated.

Getting back to Saturday night, we've even taken time to look at the Rule Book.  Whether and how one player can dive at another player's knees to achieve a block is pretty complicated, involving whether or not someone else is blocking them  and how high, what o'clock the angle of the hit is from, etc.  Bottom line, it looks like the rule is that if no one else is blocking a defensive player, an offensive player can dive at his knee from more or less straight ahead, but not from, roughly, the side or back.  The ESPN announcing crew seemed pretty certain that the block on Da'Shawn Hand was legal under the rules.   We aren't so sure.  We are sure about two things.

First, if that block is legal then the rules need to be changed.  We believe that such a hit would be flagged in the NFL and maybe even referred to the league office to determine whether a fine was in order.  If your angle is such that you are going to hit the side or back of a player's knee you need to either change the angle or block higher on his body.  The risk of destroying a player's knee, perhaps his football career, and perhaps do permanent damage for even day-to-day activity is too high.

Second, we tend to cut players a lot of slack.  FBS-level college football is a violent game played by talented athletes who are extensively trained and have to make split-second decisions at full speed.  Far more often than not, we give a player the benefit of the doubt on a particular play.  But Mississippi's defensive back had already gotten the benefit of the doubt when he missed slamming into our receiver's head in the end zone by about an inch -- mostly because the receiver's head was somewhat lower than would have been expected.  The zebras were so intent on the head-to-head contact that they didn't notice the same player shoving his hand  through our players face mask in an attempt to, we don't know, pull the old "I've got your nose" gag that my Uncle Max used to be a fan of, maybe?  Then there was the hit on Hand.  About three plays later the same Mississippi player made the same sort of knee-level hit from the side on Hand's replacement, Isaiah Buggs, and he limped off the field.  We are all out of doubtful benefits at this point.

Speaking of penalties, a disturbing trend from last year seems to be re-emerging.  Before Saturday's game, Alabama led all other teams in the category Opponent Penalty Yards per Game.  Said in English, on average Alabama's opponents were penalized fewer yards than the opponents of any other team.  So the whole "the officials cheat for Alabama" concept isn't supported by what we call "math".  In fact, just like last season, the opposite seems to be the case.  Last week, Alabama ranked number 130 out of 130 teams on that measure.  Things improved after Saturday night.  We've moved up to 127th.  We find it amazing that teams that play against Alabama suddenly find it in themselves to play cleanly and within the rules for that one week of the season.  We'd think against such a formidable appointment, cutting some corners would be a good idea.  Maybe we just don't understand.

If you are going down to see the game in College Station be advised that there was some issue with the plumbing in their fancy new stadium on Saturday and that if you need to, um, answer the call of nature, you had to leave the stadium to do so.  A&M is really rich -- maybe they'll pay the water bill before Saturday night.


Roll Tide, everyone.  Beat Texas A&M.


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