Monday, November 26, 2012

Auburn Grades: The Report From The Tire Store

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That was an excellent set of grades, Commissioner.  Like the team, you saved one of your better efforts for the final regular season game, and that is as it should be. 

With the long weekend, we had a lot of time to read what a lot of writers thought of the game.  We were struck by that fact that so many of them were looking so desperately for a new way to describe this game -- woodshedding, curb stomping, humbling, etc.  The best thought of all that we came across, and it was noted by more than a few writers, was how hard it must have been for the Auburn University faithful (at least those who bothered to watch) to see Alabama take pity on their team.  Make no mistake, if it had wanted to, Alabama could have scored six or seven more touchdowns.  Alabama had the luxury of resting most of its key players for the second half because it has bigger things to play for next month.  Auburn had no such incentive; all they have next month is final exams.  And job searches.

As to the grades themselves:

Offense:  Even against such inferior competition, the offense may have played its best game, at least since Michigan way back on September 1.  It is hard to score seven consecutive touchdowns against the scout team, much less a talented opponent.  I believe that whatever injury AJ McCarron suffered against MSU (and I think it was worse than we were told) is improving.  His throws on Saturday looked as smooth and accurate as they have been in weeks.  He got us into the correct plays at the right times.  Lacy also seems to be healing, or at least has learned how to play through his various issues. Yeldon should be well-rested after only 8 carries.  Our pass protection was better Saturday than it has been in a long time, and Auburn has two high quality pass rushers that did little to affect the game.  Losing Bell was not good.  I cannot remember a time when any team has lost as many wide receivers as we have this year.  Black, White and now Bell.  If Auburn had open the game in a four wide receiver set, those three would have been in their starting line up.

Defense:  We gave up a few pass completions that were a little unsettling, but on the whole, I think this group played exactly to the game plan.  You cannot make mistakes against them.  Even the second unit seemed to be dominating the Auburn starters.  Strength of opponent notwithstanding, shutting out your arch rival and never letting them inside your 40 yard line, can only earn an A+.  Would that scheme and effort have beaten UGA?  I’m not sure, but we weren’t playing bulldogs, we were playing tigers.

Special Teams:  The rough patch that the special teams went through for a few weeks there seem to have smoothed out.  We don’t know much about our kick off return unit after Saturday, but those days make me happy.  We, apparently purposely, did not kick off into the end zone and as you point out, we came out net ahead on that decision even though it was a lot of kickoffs. 

Coaching: The coaches had the team focused and ready to play. Concerns about looking past Auburn to the SEC Championship or a slow start or a let down in the third quarter were unfounded.  The plan was very good.  Our offensive play calling, in particular, seemed tailored more to what we do well instead of what we wish we did well.

Officiating: C-  They have got to get a handle on this above the shoulder contact penalty.  It is not being called consistently, which is not fair to the players and coaches and also not achieving the worthy goal of protecting players.  Also, when a runner’s forward progress is stopped, the whistle needs to blow before 5 or 6 players from the other team push the runner back 8 or 10 yards and throw him to the ground.  That’s a lot easier call than deciding who hit whom with a helmet.  The decision to not run off the last 11 seconds and force the players to risk injury in a game like this was stupid.  It gives the team winning a blowout an incentive to run more time consuming plays (and thus embarrass the other team by scoring more points) when there is no need for it.  It also risks injuries in a fruitless pursuit.  Worst of all, it almost caused our head coach to have a stroke.

Broadcasters:  Even Verne and Gary are now making fun of Verne’s inability to get players’ names right.  The most telling remark of the night was as halftime started.  I suspect that the producer had just told Verne and Gary, off air, that they needed to announce that they would be going down to the field where Tracy would get comments from the Auburn coach.  Verne dutifully did so.  Gary, apparently not realizing his mike was open said, “that’s just cruel”.  I think it was the only time I agreed with him all night.

So, a word about Auburn.  I’m going with “fiasco”.  The word comes from the Venetian glass-making industry.  Fiasco really just means a small bottle.  But the idea was that a glass-maker had started out with the design to create a vase or similar valuable work of art and so botched the job that it was only fit as a nearly-worthless container -- it wasn’t completely useless, it was just so far from the intended purpose as to be unrecognizable.  That, I think, is the state of the “program” in Lee County.  The Athletic Department is in some financial difficulty, there is now an entire coaching staff to be paid off, a new coaching staff to be hired, the NCAA prowling around, recruits being wooed by every program with access to telephone service, the worst season not just in recent memory but getting close to in living memory….  This was a head coach that two years ago was hoisting the national championship trophy and landing a top ten recruiting class.  Any inclination I have to feel sorry for him is tempered by my memory of him taunting the Alabama student section two years ago.  How can that big a disaster happen so quickly?  I’m not just sure, actually.  It is a great case study.  I do know that today it is not great to be an Auburn Tiger.

A word about Georgia.  I look forward to playing them.  I expect there to be much handwringing on the Alabama side this week about the perceived weaknesses in the Alabama pass defense.  I agree that it is not on par with last year, but I’ve gotten myself comfortable that last year may have been a once-in-a-lifetime group.  Georgia has played more consistently of late, though admittedly some of that may be attributable to the quality of opponent (their November opponents were Mississippi, Auburn, Georgia Southern and Georgia Tech of whom only Georgia Southern is above .500).  It should be an interesting game.

A word about Alabama:  Roll Tide.  Beat the Bulldogs.  Win #23.  A victory means not only the SEC title, but a trip to the BCS Championship game in Miami.  A loss means most of the season’s goals unfulfilled and a trip to Orlando on New Year’s Day, probably for a rematch with Michigan.  There is something poetic about starting the season with Michigan and ending it with Notre Dame.  Starting and ending it by beating the stuffing out of Michigan? Not so much.

The Correspondent From The Tire Store

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