Monday, November 24, 2014

Tire Store Report Western Carolina

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We were in the stadium for the game Saturday.  Homecoming is always a festive occasion to celebrate.  However, setting the homecoming game for the penultimate game of the regular season seems a little off.  Perhaps that’s a way to encourage attendance.  The student section was noticeably somewhat empty.  Some of that is certainly attributable to quality of competition.  However, other factors are in play.  Things have changed a bit since we left Tuscaloosa.  Classes are now officially dismissed on Tuesday afternoon of Thanksgiving week.  More than a few professors decided unilaterally to add an extra day to the holiday, therefore making Monday classes an endangered species.  Bottom line, lots of students, especially the ones who live more than a few county lines away, take Thanksgiving week off and slipped off after Friday classes.  We can understand how skipping the Western Carolina game made sense if you were already pushing a point with mom to head back to school the Friday after Thanksgiving.

We do not see much to add to the Grades; they were excellently done.  We’d have been tempted to give everyone an Incomplete on this pop quiz, pending completion of the major exam that is coming on Saturday. 

No doubt about it, Alabama could have pretty much won the game with one hand tied behind its back.  And sort of, they proved it.  The offense played without T. J. Yeldon, DeAndrew White, and Amari Cooper (after about the fourth play).  Our starting place kicker “rested”.  We hope this means that this quartet will be well rested and raring to go come Saturday. 

We did notice some things that may not have been obvious if you only saw the television broadcast.

1.  Blake Sims, with relatively little fanfare, has achieved some milestones worth mentioning.  Here’s an interesting comparison of recent first-year quarterbacks:

                         Year    Att/Comp        Percentage       Total Yards     TDs     Int.

 McElroy          (2009)  198/325           60.9%             2508                17        4
McCarron        (2011)  219/328           66.8%              2634                16        5    
Sims                (2014)  187/301           62.1%              2676                20        4 

Please note that the numbers for the first two fellows on that list reflect a full season.  If the dates associated with the first two names don’t give you a warm fuzzy feeling, then you have dropped into the wrong blog. 

2.  We know that sometimes people close to the football program read The Grades.  Accordingly, will one of you fine folks please: 1. go in Coach Kiffen’s office; 2. open his playbook to that page with the play where Cooper lines up in the backfield to start the game and runs wide so as to be hammered by gigantic defensive players; and 3. tear that page out and eat it.  Cooper reached for his leg and asked to come out of the game after the very first play, but the coaches told him to stay on the field.  When he got a helmet in the leg near the goal line a few plays later, the entire stadium took a deep breath and held it. 

3.  This was the Catamounts’ last game of the season.  For a decent number, Saturday was the last time they would ever play organized football.  That probably didn’t help with the attitude and shenanigans that went on in the game.  Getting called for two chop blocks probably means there were several others, especially given the officiating (see below).  We need to be more careful about that scheduling in the future.  This winter’s P5 meetings may take care of that problem by itself, but I would hope the Catamounts are not on the list of potential future opponents.

4.  Compared to the team that played in Oxford, these guys are noticeably having a lot more fun.  The team mobbed Nyeswander when he scored the first touchdown of his career.  The only thing that would have made it better is if Verne would have had to pronounce his name.  The same thing for Bell, who was taking all sorts of good-natured ribbing for not scoring on his fourth-quarter carry. Great to see guys like this get in the game and contribute. 

5.  In the same spirit of Nyeswander and Bell getting their carries, Western Carolina’s coach decided to let one of his unappreciated heroes get a chance.  He called a fake field goal to give his placekicker, Richard Sigmon, the play of his dreams, a chance to score a touchdown for his alma mater.  I fear that the Catamounts’ coach may have set a record in the category “Unintended Consequences”.  Instead of a lifelong memory of sprinting around end for a touchdown in one of the cathedrals of college football, Sigmon probably just got nightmare fuel for the next dozen years.  Before the snap, Trey Depriest moved out of his position in the middle of the line and sprinted for the left side of the Alabama formation.  The 190-pound kicker took the ball and ran in that direction, with Eddie Jackson in hot pursuit, and found himself on what amounted to a naked bootleg alone on the edge facing DePriest (255 program weight) and Landon Collins (a svelte 222).  Collins got there first.  “Wake up, Richard, you are having the dream again”. 

6.  We don’t know for sure what happened on the play were two of our receivers essentially ran a pick play to keep either of them from being where Sims threw the ball for his first interception in forever.  They were both looking at each other with their palms turned up as if to ask, “what are you doing here?”  Sims was asked about the play after the game.  A good leader, he immediately took the blame for what was obviously an error by at least one receiver.  He said he must not have answered their questions well enough.  I admire him for that, but hope someone else got their rear end chewed out.  It didn’t much matter against Western Carolina, but we can’t have that sort of thing from here on. 

7.  On a non-football matter, we are usually fans of the Alabama Department of Transportation.  Usually they are not too speedy in getting big potholes fixed, creating tire and alignment business.  They are also occasionally guilty of leaving construction debris around, which leads to more of the same.  But, if you live near the person responsible for deciding on when to close interstate lanes, please do us a favor and go over to their house sometime, preferably when it is raining, and let all the air out of their tires.  It should not be a difficult calculation to know that closing I-65 down to one lane in Birmingham on a day when Alabama and Auburn both had home football games is a boneheaded idea.  To all of you that we missed at the tailgate and otherwise on the Quad because of our tardy arrival, we apologize.  The only bright spot was that the traffic was so slow we got a chance to hop out and snatch a couple of those mangy looking tiger tails the API fans have taken to hanging out of their trunks.  Well, we actually resisted the temptation, but it was a temptation. Blue Toyota Camry, Madison County plates, you are welcome. 

Officiating:  We’ve run out of adjectives for the sorry state of SEC Officiating.  Saturday night, however, may have been a new low. 

This group made the Three Stooges look like Nobel Prize nominees.  We looked it up, inadvertent means “not achieved through deliberate planning.”  How in the world that description applies to blowing a plastic whistle is hard to imagine.  Sadly, as far as we can find out, they applied the rule correctly.  If you cause a fumble on a play where Curley blows his whistle without deliberate planning, even though Larry correctly signals the change of possession, then Moe has to give the team that just lost the ball the choice of whether to re-run the play.  Choice?  Wonder what the set of circumstance would be where the offense says, “oh, yeah, just let them have the ball”?  Apparently at least one of the stooges is on the rule-writing committee -- Shemp would be our guess.  Our hope is that this play becomes the film they review before they quietly change this rule over the summer.  Or maybe Moe will just poke Larry in the eyes and slap Curley on the top of his head and we’ll just go along.  The Commissioner has already cataloged the major blown calls from Saturday evening.  This group apparently had not finished reading the rule book before the gane and therefore didn’t understand that you can call offensive pass interference.  These guys shouldn’t be allowed to officiate the Hubbertville Marion County game on Friday night. 

As we say, this  may have been a new low, but we’ve only been watching for 45 years or so. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. 

Happy Thanksgiving.  Roll Tide, everyone.  Beat Auburn.

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