Sunday, October 25, 2015

Tire Store Report -- Tennessee

Nice effort with the Grades for Tennessee, Commissioner.  And we agree with all that you point out about young minds still developing.  The problem is that our cardiovascular system already has more miles on it than an '85 Camry.  We're not just sure how much the old ticker and pipes can take while these guys finish growing up.

As we mentioned last week, this bunch is entertaining and exciting -- maybe too much so.  Would it be too much to ask to punch in some of those first and goals instead of kicking field goals?  It sure would help us if we didn't have to hear the pulse pounding in our ears and our stomach rolling right before dinner time.

On the other hand, getting a win against the Volunteers always seems sweet no matter what the cost.  We'll take this one, just like the last 8.

Offense:  We continue to be worried about the performance of the offensive line.  Coker was harassed far too much on Saturday and running backs dealt with defenders coming seemingly unblocked into the back field far too often.  The offense often managed to shoot itself in the foot with silly penalties.  In a couple of cases the coaching staff did not do the team any favors with the play calls.  The game would have appeared very differently if the short field goals had been touchdowns.  After acknowledging that, this was a gritty performance by a banged up group.  Stewart, who had been MIA for much of the season, had his best game ever.  Howard blocked and caught better than ever.  Henry has been a workhorse,  His last three carries were things of beauty, especially the one step inside fake on the touchdown run.  He's earned a day off.  Perhaps between now and the end of the season we can get more running backs involved in the games.  However, the whole goal is to score more than the other team.  The offense did that job without any assistance this game from the defense.  Good on them.

Defense:  Any time our defense holds an SEC offense to 14 points we should win the game.  The defense was again on the cusp of scoring points.  We didn't see quite as many opportunities for interceptions as Frick & Frack in the booth.  However, there were at least three very good chances.  In fact, Fitzpatrick had one he touched with both hands and his stomach with lots of beautiful green grass in front of him.  Robinson had a circus catch opportunity, but if he was able to catch a ball that was within inches of touching the turf at the same time he was falling headlong, he wouldn't be on defense.  Humphrey was very close to one on Tennessee's next to last offensive play.  For a group that was much-criticized last year, this unit has come to play.  Again, though, fatigue was clearly a factor.  Even the normally unflappable Cyrus Jones got lost in coverage on the first touchdown and was struggling to keep up with Tennessee's receivers in the fourth quarter.  The defensive line, despite being held and occasionally actually tackled, came through in the clutch.  There is not a college defense I would trade them for.

Coaching:  No question that Alabama was a tired and beat up football team.  Ever since the schedule came out we knew October was a nightmarish month for Alabama.  Playing Georgia in Athens (the week after they played Southern), Arkansas (the week after they played Tennessee), Texas A&M at newly renovated Kyle Field (the week after they played Open), and Tennessee (the week after they played Open) was going to be exhausting.  The coaches were smart enough not to talk about the fatigue factor beforehand, but Coach Saban acknowledged it in his post-game comments.  The coaches did a good job getting the team ready to play for the whole month.  We did question some of the play-calls, especially inside the 10.  For some reason, this team seems to play a lot better on the road than at home, e.g. Coker has thrown 7 interceptions, all in BDS.  Maybe figuring out how to get road performances for the home fans would be a good project for the coaches during the off week.

Special Teams:  Regular readers know we have been fairly straightforward about our criticism of this group throughout the fall.  Fair is fair.  On Saturday, the Volunteers brought one of the best special teams in the country to Alabama.  But the Alabama Special Teams exceeded their performance.  As ably documented by the Commissioner, we beat them in every phase of special teams performance.  Our punting average was back up to close to 50 yards per attempt.  We covered their very good return men nicely.  We had good returns and good decisions on which balls to fair catch and which ones to return.  We made all our field goals and PATs with room to spare.  And, best of all to us down here at the Tire Store, we kicked off the football into the dadgum end zone, once all the way into the seats.  Huzzah.

Broadcast:  F-.  How do I hate thee, CBS?  Let me count the ways.  Gary and Verne seem to be downright bored with covering Alabama.  Even with an earlier video showing miracle plays to beat Alabama, we reached a new low on Saturday.  Did we really, really need to hear a five-minute interview with Peyton Freaking Manning where they acted like it was an imposition to even show the plays on the field.  No commentary on the action.  Was the game that boring to you CBS?  Maybe you should let a network interested in college football broadcast the games.  Mind you, this was all going on with the game very much hanging in the balance -- not garbage time of the fourth quarter of a blow out.  And then we got to see Peyton's facial expression with seemingly every snap of the fourth quarter.  Pardon me, but who cares?  What's that you say? Alabama has no one to offer up?  Well, we know for a fact that the great Lee Roy Jordan was there, because Verne and Gary did manage to scrape up a black and white photo of him. They mentioned AD Bill Battle, who played at Alabama, coached at Tennessee, and came home when Mal Moore passed away suddenly.  We're pretty sure he was there.  Or, perhaps, you could have run across the field during one of the seemingly half-hour long TV time outs to interview A.J. McCarron, who has more National Championships than the Magnificent Manning.  Or, just maybe, you could have picked out Terrence Cody, he was the really big guy in street clothes on the Alabama sideline. He's hard to miss.  And as you pointed out, we were one day short of the anniversary of his two blocked field goal effort against Tennessee.  He's got one of those nifty National Championship rings, too.  OK, we'll leave it be, the old ticker's getting another work out.

Officiating:  F.  OK, after Saturday we worry that we are beginning to sound like those guys that think Apollo 11 didn't get to the moon, Elvis is still alive, and Amelia Earhart was a secret Japanese Spy.  Acknowledging that, some of those calls and non-calls Saturday really got our goat.  We weren't quite sure given the camera angle whether our offensive line was guilty of a chop block.  We were sure that our receivers were getting mugged (on one play the Tennessee defensive back looked like he had both hands in the collar of Ridley's jersey, on the broadcast you could hear the crowd booing it was so obvious), our defensive linemen were getting tackled, etc.  But the worst of all was the Tennessee player that got away with not only spinning the ball like a top, but also dancing a little jig.  This was the rookie umpiring crew.  For a few seasons now players have been in the habit of giving the official the ball after every down.  One reason for that is that you cannot be accused of spiking or spinning the ball if you hand it, or toss it softly, to one of the zebras.  After already calling about three unsporstman-like conduct penalties we were certain this behavior would be flagged.  It wasn't.  We also heard over the weekend that the total number of holding calls against Alabama opponents in SEC games this year is ZERO (there was one in the Wisconsin game and one in MTSU, neither of which had SEC officials, as we recall it).  We are too lazy busy serving our customers to look up how many pass plays that covers but we are pretty sure the answer is "a lot" -- it's got to be about 500 total plays after this many games.  We read that the SEC Commissioner was at the game.  Perhaps seeing this game will open his eyes.  Yeah, sure, and Lee Harvey Oswald was working for Castro and the CIA.

Happy Halloween everyone.  Like the team, we recommend you take next weekend off to get yourself rested and ready.  If you aren't fired up about seeing what is statistically the best running back in the country matched up against the best defense, well, then, we are surprised you read this far.  The first Saturday night of November promises to be exciting 



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