Monday, November 9, 2015

Tire Store Report -- LSU

Wow.

In fact, it is difficult to think of other appropriate words and phrases.  We spent a decent amount of time on a cloudy Sunday afternoon reading reviews, professional and otherwise, of the LSU vs. Alabama game on Saturday night.  Apparently the press box was filled with not only the local Alabama and Louisiana media, but also representatives from the New York Times, USA Today, Fox, CBS, Sports Illustrated, ESPN, etc.  All of their excellent analysis more or less boiled down to: “Wow. Alabama beat the etouffee out of LSU.”

The Commissioner has done an even more excellent job than usual of summing up the statistics that tell the story of this game.  Several are telling.  That Derrick Henry had more carries than Leonard Fournette had rushing yards is one.  That the much-maligned Adam Griffith has hit eight straight field goals and now shares the record for the longest field goal in Alabama history without a kicking tee is another (not to mention making such a kick in the rain off a sodden field).  That Kenyan Drake had over 150 yards of all-purpose yardage and looked like himself for the first time since he was seen being carted off the nasty surface that the University of Mississippi calls a “football field” is another.  Perhaps the most revealing is that LSU possessed the football for less than three minutes of the fourth quarter.  Doing that to your opponent is going to win lots of football games, y’all.  It also sends a message to the rest of Alabama’s opponents -- if you are down two scores with 10 minutes left, you might ought to consider that on-side kick, because you may not get the ball back.

We think the turning point Saturday was a series of four plays, two before the half and two right after, featuring unlikely stars.  LSU seemed to have grabbed the momentum heading to the locker room.  Then Griff hit the 55-yarder.  On the ensuing kickoff Tony Brown delivered a devastating hit on LSU’s returner, Derrius Guice, who probably wished he’d gotten a nice case of flu before Saturday night and stayed in Baton Rouge.  After the kickoff, Dillon Lee intercepted an LSU pass.  You could just feel the game change.  However, this was, no mistaking it, a team win.  A learned friend and regular reader said it best: “Alabama’s offense kept Fournette on the bench, the defense made him wish he had stayed there”.

Offense:  Yes, an Excellent plus.  Sure, we made some dumb mistakes again.  Coker’s spin move when he feels pressure has been analyzed now to the point that defensive ends are expecting it.  Going to have to trust it and step up in the pocket a few times.  We failed to finish a couple of drives.  On the whole, though, it is to be remembered that this wasn’t exactly the Little Sisters of Perpetual Sorrow out there.  LSU has a very good defense.  VERY good.  They practice weekly against what is generally conceded to be the premier running back in college football.  And though the Commissioner has already done him justice, we can’t miss a chance to compliment Derrick Henry (and his grandmother who raised him and did a heck of a job).  After the game, they asked Coker if Henry was the best running back in football.  He said, “Coming from me … you’re damn right he is.”  I may disagree with some of Jake’s decisions during the action, but there’s no questioning his judgment on football talent.  Want to know how good Henry was?  Nick Saban actually smiled, not once but twice, when asked about him in the post-game interview. 

Defense:  I’m not just sure this isn’t the best defense of Saban’s Alabama tenure.  That’s saying a lot.  We will wait to see when the season is all over.  Saturday night was an awe-inspiring performance.  The defense was disciplined.  It is not a one-man show.  No player reached double digits in tackles.  Reggie Ragland did not get his name called a lot in this game.  As the defensive signal caller, he was magnificent.  LSU’s two best plays of the night were on the coaches -- one, a questionable blitz call (though we understand a safety may have misunderstood his assignment) and one overthinking a personnel package on a third and 12 out of the LSU end zone.  Those are quibbles.  It seemed like everyone on the defense got turn tackling Leonard Fournette.

Special Teams:  Hurrah for Adam Griffen-Grif-fon’-Griffith.  It took a lot of grit given this season and the fact that the coaches clearly distrusted him early in the game (though we agree with the decision to go for both of the fourth-and-ones) to go out there and even try a 55-yarder in the rainy slop.  He had five more in it.  The special teams play of the night was highlighted by the Commissioner.  If you haven’t seen the clip of a 312- pounder executing a triple jump PAT block, use Google to find it.  Ask yourself, seriously, if you could do that in street clothes.  If you weigh 155 pounds, ask yourself if you could do it carrying yourself on your back.

Coaching:  The team was ready to go.  A week off undoubtedly helped.  He says to the contrary, but I think Coach Saban takes a special pleasure in coaching against LSU.  This team, especially the defense, was perfectly prepared.  They stopped Fournette, which is something no other team has done and we were told all week was and in the pregame was impossible.  How about another example?  Re-watching the game, we saw Cyrus Jones defense a double move route by the LSU wide receiver.  It’s not just that he resisted the fake, he knew it was coming.  The receiver turned slightly inside and as soon as he did, Jones swiveled his hips and started up field.  Within 10 yards he looked more like the receiver than the receiver did.  Maybe that’s why LSU’s quarterback decided to start chucking it to his offensive guards.

Broadcast.  Hoo boy.  Where do we begin?  Perhaps the beginning is an appropriate spot.  I don’t know how ESPN goes about deciding who will be the “Guest Picker” each week for the morning Game Day show.  We thought that it was usually someone with a tie to the host university -- alumnus, former player, former coach, etc.  At least that is what it seems like at other schools.  Last time they were in Tuscaloosa for LSU, it was an LSU alumnus, which just felt wrong.  At least there was some connection to the colleges whose teams were playing the game.

This Saturday, it was a “rap” star whose apparent tie to the University was that he was willing to pick Alabama to win. Otherwise, we are somewhat at a loss as to why ESPN chose to let him have a 15-minute commercial for his career.  Maybe it’s a new policy.  Why we couldn’t have Lee Roy Jordan, Gene Stallings, Joe Namath, Bill Battle, any former player now in the pros (from Roman Harper to A.J. -- some NFL player was probably off this weekend)?  We honored Snake before the game, maybe someone associated with him?  Or maybe Condi Rice, maybe one of the many captains of industry, finance, the mayor, the governor, doctors, lawyers (ok, I don’t think we have any Indian Chiefs) or similar noteworthy graduates, Dean Karr from the Engineering School -- shoot, how about the guy who empties wastebaskets at ten Hoor in the evening -- someone, anyone, with a connection to the University that makes us proud to make football predictions?  Instead, we get a rap star with a criminal record whose connection appears to be that he roots for Alabama.  Sheesh.  At least he made a more accurate prediction of the evening’s outcome than any of the professional commentators.

And then for ESPN to pout about whether the signs in the crowed were funny or properly analyzed the Star Wars franchise (which would be a big deal, since Disney owns it, and coincidentally owns ABC, which owns ESPN), or whether enough people showed up in the rain and mud to pay proper homage to the ESPN luminaries….   Maybe it’s time to face up to an unpleasant fact Worldwide Leader in  Sports -- maybe your show isn’t as good and entertaining as it once was.

Fortunately for the Disney/ABC/ESPN/Star Wars conglomerate, the CBS crew made you look stellar by comparison.  We have lost interest in the game of listing how many names Verne gets wrong.  If you play that as a drinking game, you don’t get to see the second half.  CBS has done numerous games this year.  And yeah, a few of the players’ names are a challenge.  But you can’t get our place kicker or our quarterback right?  Really?  After how many stinking times you have replayed the luckiest play in college football history that he began?  I’m sure Adam Giffin-Griffith doesn’t care, but I’ll bet his mom does.  And Jake “Cooker”?  Maybe that one just slipped by.  He’s only been here a couple of years and you’ve only called his name a few hundred times.  So what’s the excuse with his hometown?  It’s “Mobile” -- ends like kneel, not fumble.  Been that way since about 1702, as far as we know.

And we aren’t really sure why it is important during live game action to go “up to the booth” to see Verne and Gary instead of what is happening on the field.  We are sure their ties are very nice, but there’s just not really a play in the game that I’d prefer to miss in favor of seeing them chat with each other -- bad enough to have to listen to it.  To their credit, they don’t seem all that happy about it either, even Gary looked back over his shoulder to see what was happening on the field.  We thought that there was some limit to how many times a team could be on CBS each year.  Maybe not, since next Saturday the CBS broadcast, commercials included, will run from 2:30 till past bed time.  To be brutally honest, I think Gary and Verne are tired of Alabama -- it’s mutual, boys.


On to Mississippi State in Starkville.  Vegas thinks the Tide is a six-point favorite.  We shall see.  We were a 6.5 point favorite over LSU.  Roll Tide, everyone.


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