Sunday, November 25, 2018

Tire Store Report -- Alabama Polytechnic Institute



This morning when we woke up, the tail end of a fairly solid rain storm was still washing across the county.  An unbroken layer of gray and navy blue clouds meant that “sun up” was just something we were taking on faith as the sky went from pitch black to just not quite so dark.  A stubborn easterly wind blew the unraked leaves around the yard. 

Loved ones quietly began making preparation for long drives that would return them to homes in other states.  From the back of the mind a few unbidden and unpleasant memories came of projects we left undone at work on Wednesday afternoon; projects we were sure that the Tire Store elves would show up to complete -- or we’d win the lottery Saturday, one or the other.  

We also remembered a metric ton of Christmas decorations awaiting installation.  Speaking of tonnage, since last week we have avoided stepping on the bathroom scale like it was a fire ant mound. We have gift lists in which we have not made the first dent.  Worst of all, we have some hard, hard decisions to make with regard to the final disposition of certain parts of a three-day-old feast, especially about half of a really outstanding pecan pie.

In short, it was the sort of morning that could make you want to stay in bed and stick your head under the cool side of the pillow.

Just as all of that started to creep up the back of the neck into something like a feeling of dread, a stray pair of two-digit non-prime numbers crossed our mind, 52 and 21.  Just like that the dawning of a depressing day blossomed into a combination of Christmas morning, the first day of summer vacation, and Independence Day fireworks, all rolled into one.  Alabama had beaten Auburn by 31 points in a game where it had played, frankly, less than its best. 

Great set of grades, Commissioner.  And thanks for imparting a little of the spirit of the scene on the ground for those of us who were not able to be there in person.  We have some thoughts about the performance we saw on television.

The offense seemed out of synch in the first half.  We think some of that had to do with the other team dialing up run blitzes on what seemed like every down and positioning their safeties in ways that caused problems with the pass routes we were calling.  This got straightened out at half time and that is a credit to the offensive players and Coach Locksley, who we understand is on the nominee list for assistant coach of the year.  Auburn is not the first team this year to apparently begin from the proposition that “we are not going to let Alabama beat us with their running game”. 

Now, we understand that facing the prospect of Jacobs, both Harrises and Robinson can cause a defensive coordinator to have some sleepless nights.  But we aren’t sure we would think the solution is to put the game in the hands of Tagovailoa, Ruggs, Waddle, Smith, and Jeudy and say "see if you can beat us down the field".  Perhaps there isn’t a good option even if you just decide that every down you are going to hold on to the Alabama receivers like a pretty prom date.  The only quarterback sack recorded by the Tiger/Plainsmen/Villagers/War Eagles was the result of an “intentional grounding” flag when our receiver ran a post route and our quarterback was clearly anticipating an out route.  Whatever, we think that putting 50+ on the cross-state rival deserved the grade you issued, no matter what else.

The defense had a few predictable struggles in this game.  For whatever reason, the Lee County Brain Trust that is the Auburn coaching staff continues to rely on a gimmicky playground offense that scores a few points, but isn’t going to carry the day against a well-coached defense.  There were double passes, end arounds, wildcats, sugar huddles (we do NOT want to know why they call it that), quick snaps, and all sorts of other stuff, culminating in a field goal play where half of the kicking team ran away from the center, half of it stayed up, and a wide receiver threw a drag route pass to the kicker -- who was appropriately dispatched by an alert freshman cornerback.  It all reminds us of our old Sunday afternoon games in Don McKenzie’s backyard -- “ok, Phil you run a curl route in front of the birdbath and I’ll throw deep to Randall and try not to lead him into old lady Bensko’s rose bushes.  On two.”  Difference is, no one in that huddle had a $32 million buyout. 

There was a darker side to the performance from the East Alabama Male College that you ably documented, Commissioner.  The “hit” on Waddle after he signaled fair catch and the ball was still several feet in the air should have warranted an apology, not a celebration.  Cut blocks are still permitted though we honestly cannot understand why.  We hope that the gallant Isaiah Buggs can return to action next week after taking a helmet in the shin/knee from an offensive lineman.  Perhaps Alabama should spend a couple of weeks featuring this technique -- you can bet the relevant NCAA committees would have no problem crafting a rule to outlaw them before the next kickoff.

Penalties taken on this side of the ball, especially on third down, just have to stop (though one of those was a pretty silly call, which is to say par for the course for an officiating crew that could star in any given episode of Funniest Home Videos, at least we didn’t have the Barnum and Bailey rejects that showed up in College Station).  It’s a new season and that sort of mental error won’t cut it anymore.  We have a good bit of confidence the coaches will address this in the coming days.

Special teams misadventures continue and led indirectly to one of the Auburn scores.   Why one of the three players in our picket in front of the punter would peel out of his position to leave open a clear lane to the punter is a mystery.  Why our punter (otherwise the feel good story of the season on special teams) would rotate the ball and study it, like he was trying to read the fine print on the leather regarding inflation pressures or country of manufacture is more of a mystery.  Perhaps it is a good lesson learned.

We mentioned a few issues with the coaching on the other side, above.  We thought it a measure of how much Alabama has changed its game that down by three with 2:30 left in the half, Auburn took the ball and decided to let the clock expire on the half, even though Alabama would get the ball to open the second half.  We think that would have been handled differently last year.  Our coach, and therefore our program, have changed with the times.  In the past, no one particularly worried about an Alabama attack focused mostly on pounding a defense into dust, might take the ball with less than two minutes remaining and end up with a quick strike score.  However, it has happened enough times this year that the Gus Bus, instead of choosing to run the double reverse flanker flea flicker with a half twist around the Iris bed, just sat quietly at idle till the half time whistle blew.

This group of seniors deserves a great deal of special praise.  Adversity comes in all sorts of packages.  Oddly enough, enjoying very sustained success can lead to complacency, over confidence, laziness, hubris, there are probably some more adjectives this side of “rat poison” but you get the idea.  It is a credit to this coaching staff, full of new faces, that it has managed to keep this team focused on achieving their goals and playing at the highest levels.

All that said, an undefeated regular season is a monumental achievement.  Winning games at a clip not seen since the 1888 Yale team, which also dispatched its entire regular season list of opponents by more than 20 points each, is worthy of note.  However, most of this team’s goals are still in front of it.  Those goals are there for the taking.  This team has the talent, the will, the schemes, and the coaching to do so.  However, it is appropriate to take just a minute or two to celebrate what has already happened in 2018.  Hurrah for the dear old alma mater, hurrah for the seniors, hurrah for the pecan pie.

That’s enough of that. I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving.  It is now time for the team to return to Atlanta for the second match up with the Georgia Bulldogs to decide a championship this calendar year.  It promises to be a great game.  Have a safe week to make sure you don’t miss it, even if you have to endure Gary Danielson to do so.  Till then, keep in mind the numbers 52 and 21.

Roll Tide, everyone.  Beat Georgia.


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